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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

(Continued from Part 1)

Zia, because of the fact that you are speaking too much vulgarities, it has added up to lots of emotional stress and mental stress on me. I have also lost a lot of hours of sleep trying to think of how to write a lawyer's letter. I believe that if the judge imposes you a fine it will liberate your thoughts and you will learn not to be so vulgar. The lost hours of sleep weigh a heavy cost and price tag because I may get a heart attack and have not enough oxygen and lose the ability to grow by a further approximate height of 0.01cm. This has made me very emotionally distressed and to help me regain my lost hours of sleep, I guess you could pay me RMB200,000 for me to go for sleep-regaining theraphy and height extending theraphy and the remaining will not even be enough to donate RMB20,000 for gifts for the doctor who will help me do sleep-regaining therapy. Also, my wasted hours of sleep have caused me to be sick indirectly and I have lost 2 working days of wealth and experience. You should pay me at least RMB 10,000 for every hour that I have lost, not inclusive of tax and transaction fees.These costs are not unreasonable but instead, you are lucky to only have these fees to pay. Because a Chinese saying goes, Time is equal to the price of gold, yet gold cannot buy back time, and given the fact that I didn't tell you to buy organic products for the rest of my life and give me pure water from mountains in Iceland, and that I did not make you go to Japan to buy for me life-extending products every week and fix for me a hot spring next to a mountain here in Singapore which you have to build it manually, this request is counted reasonable. Also, I demand you to buy for me solar panels or pay for my electrical bills and RI's electrical bills and Pei Chun's electrical bills for 20 years non-stop. You do not have to pay all, but at least 80% must be paid, together with the taxes. Or you could just pay me RMB 10,000,000 for me and buy a patch of land near Shanghai tower and another at Beijing near the Tiananmen Square. Each patch must be more than 1 squared kilometre. The remaining amount I will use to buy solar panels and windmills and research on hydrogen-derived energy and fussion nuclear power plants to solve the world's energy problems because fussion can last forever, but the current fission cannot last so long but only last for 50 years at most. Your money will be put into good use for the development of mankind and you will be the next energy minister of the United Nations. I have gained your money through these means to make the world a better place when I should have spent it making myself feel better, so I don't see why I shouldn't ask you for these sums of money. Also, your comments of my cbox have caused me to lose confidence and therefore, having no appetite. I will have to demand from you a further RMB500,000 so that I can fly to Japan to get a treatment for my appetite and along the way, to South Korea to allow myself to have more confidence via plastic surgery. The total payment currently standing is only RMB15,200,000. For bail you will have to pay the court US$400,000, or S$550,000. The hearing continues tomorrow.

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